A Prayer

"Uh... well, Dear Lord, delete that." ~ M

Kolaches

"Speak now or forever hold your feces." ~ B

Over Email

"I farted at shcool." ~ J

Paparazzi

"Aaaaaaaaaaand... I love your face." *click* of an "air camera" ~ J

Pink Swirls

"It's like a high-five... from the Lord."

So Gross

"I just ate a booger. Believe it." ~ J

I See London I See France

"Dude! Mom! Pull up your pants. Your bottom is hanging out! It's like half. And half." ~ J

Between The Parents

Me:
"My gosh, I took my vitamin on an empty stomach without thinking and thought I'd throw up all over the baby if I didn't put her down in a hurry to run to the"

Brent:
"Pottawatomie County?"

Me:
"Yes."

At Bath Time

"Dude! Bro! It's against the law to show a girl your nuts!!" ~ M