Very Mrs Piggle Wiggle

Mouth full of cereal and milk:

"Murrffkk awker gums kaffle." ~ J
[M's soccer game is cancelled.]

"A cocker spaniel has cancer!?" ~ Me

Giant eye role:

"Yep." ~ J

This Is What We're Dealing With

Someone Farted

"That is pungent with a capital PUNGE!" ~ B

With No Umbrella

Leaving the grocery store: all three kids in tow - clear skies when we went in - raining cats and dogs as we exit - pausing under the covered porch - getting baby all covered - fishing for keys - okay set to make a run for it.

"Don't worry, baby. It's only a technical difficulty." ~ J to R

The Jewels

"Uh... Dude? Go get dressed please. I don't need to see your privateness." ~ M

Simple Math

"I don't really feel like I have three kids. It feels more like I have two... and one."

Celeb Chef

"Y'all know what tartar sauce is."

Headless Horseman

"Well that wasn't necessary." ~ M having trouble getting his head to fit thru the neck hole of his shirt.