'Cause I Poked Him In The Rib

"Just. Like. Jesus." ~ J

Do Not Touch

"I love my ridiculous, long hair." ~ J

Child Labor Laws

"I think it's time for a raise." ~ J

A Function Fixation

"This too shall pass... Gas." ~ B

Her Majesty

Major Honesty

"Mom, when is your stomach going to go back down?" ~ M

"Good question." ~ Me

Where The Watermelons Grow

~ M

My Ninja

"I might like to join a MMA group, but I'd call it MMP ... Mixed Martial Pushing." ~ B

Too Soon For This

J: "I think I need to start taking showers in the morning instead of before bed."

Me: "Okay, that's fine. Why?"

J: "Well... My hair would be softer, and I'd smell all fresh for the ladies."