Black Cats & Smoke Bombs

"Most people who are born hear fireworks." ~ M

Mario Won't Stop Dying

"Crap on a stick!" [a frustrated statement, not an instruction]

"Okay, I'll head to the store."

"The crap-stick store?"

"No, Spices of India. They had these urine balls. Covered in walnuts. I promise."

Muffins

J: Can I have one of these?

Me: Sure. I might have put too many bananas in them. They're pretty soft.

M: You might have put two million dollars in them?

J: That's what she said.

* completely out of context for joking, but still great we're using "that's what she said" regularly.

Gummie-Vites

"Can you get me two vitamins? Those rubber ones?" ~ M