How Could I Forget!?

"It's still in the box, yo. It's still in the box." ~ J

About Donuts

"You're not a cow, Mom. You're just a big big big big big big chick."
~ M

Up Until Now

"What if someone grew their hair all the way around the world and back to the mall? That’d be long." ~ J


"A1 Steak sauce! This is the fun bus!" ~ J


With huge stuffed animal slung over himself piggy-back-style, running back and forth thru the kitchen yelling:
“No man left behind! No man left behind!" ~ M


After having used a whole can of hairspray on his hair:
“I’m the manager of the Jazz Lab!” ~ J


“Next time I see Taylor I’m gonna say, ‘Welcome to Thailand! Seatbelts aren’t included.’” ~ J


“I bet that truck right there has fish and salad in it.” ~ M


J to M:
"We should call and see if we can spend the night with Mimi tonight."
M:
"But she's probably going to a dance later."


"If you be bad to Jesus, then you get dead." ~ M


"I'm pretending to be a wrestler so that everyone can see my armpits." ~ M


Drinking a Starbuck's chocolate milk:
"Mom, is this a TALL or a GRANDY?" ~ J


On our way to the hospital (me) in labor with painful contractions:
M: "Well, Mom, it looks like you're having an attack."
Me: "Yep! An ATTACK OF THE VAGINA!"
M: "Actually? ... of the tiger."


With long, skinny Tootsie Roll in the corner of his mouth like a cigar:
"I'm the great bambino!" ~ J


After caking Brent's deodorant on themselves:
Me: "Holy Moly, you smell so much... older!"
J: "That's alright. I'm a miniature man."


While I was feeding the baby:
"Uh, mom? Do you know your boob is totally hanging out? That's sooooo inappropriate." ~ M