Stage set: Target aisle around about the soy sauce.
Enter stage-left: J and M running up and down the aisle. Mom takes J by the shoulder in a quick, harsh Kung Fu move.
Mom: [very pointedly] "Would you two stop this already!!? How many times am I going to have to repeat myself today?"
J: "Okay okay okay... Jeeez."
Mom turns back toward the shopping cart, looks into her infant-seat and baby-talks the baby. From behind Mom, the discussion continues:
J to M: [under his breath] "Dude, she just totally got all up in my grill."
... and scene.
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